Today I had my first day of work. During recess, two little girls decided the best way to pass the next 20 minutes was by playing their new game called, “Annoy Mason.” In this game you; get all of your friends, scream - “Annoy Mason!”, and march in a circle around the said person - named Mason. Oh and also, they would pause randomly and scream, “You’re a creepy old lady!”. 

This is going to be the best job ever.